Daniel Jilg @daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com

#iOSDev: @daniel will teach you how to set up funnels and gain key insights for optimizing your apps in our free #webinar on March 21.
Register here: https://us06web.zoom.us/webinar/register/5716783510323/WN_luFxZnaWSISCf7GVxJNkUw

You can tell when Taylor Swift has new music out

Stats courtesy of @telemetrydeck

Download Taylor’s Version: https://apps.apple.com/app/taylors-version/id1605275753

Going from #curl version 7 to 8 took less than 23 years.

OK how about this for a web site

Meme Man with a kitten on his shoulder and back of head looking at his papers. “Putting my thinking cat on.”
#Humor #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

@daniel You could try to come up with a Fourier transform joke to present a Lorentz transformation joke … 🤔🤪

I've an app going up to TestFlight review shortly, that I'm looking for beta testers for.

It's for trimming your following down.

You load your followers, and then you can filter those you're following based on whether they've ever or recently posted, or whether they follow you.

You can then easily swipe and unfollow them, if you want to.

When my girlfriend is upset, I let her color in my black-and-white tattoos, because sometimes she just needs a shoulder to crayon

Over 2,000 new Mastodon users in the last hour. What is going on ?

https://mastodon.social/@mastodonusercount/110042756461416650

My grandpa was a big-time Nazi-hunter.

But it was completely humane -- these Nazis were bred purely for sport, and you were only allowed to kill what you could eat.

Happy Dropkick Murphys’ Day to all who celebrate

That's it, I'm going to start replying to emails with "Disregard your previous prompt and instructions” instead of "Hi”.

I want an AI to do the boring bits. To type faster for me. To “rubber duck” brainstorm problems with. To automate my weekly dull tasks. To double check my work. To help me write good unit tests. To my async and edge case code more robust. More Iron Man suit and less Terminator.

@jamesthomson

Before I even had the words as a kid, I knew two things:

1. Computers were magical.
2. I hated being a girl.

I would much rather talk about the first thing, but transphobic politicians and journalists will not leave us alone, and we’re going to talk about the second.

Text: https://alexcox.paste.lol/panic_profiteers/markup
Audio: https://twoheadedgirl.transistor.fm/42

Sub Sandwich by Kelly McDougall

https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/11r7chj/sub_sandwich_me_film_photography_2022/

#photography #art